Shrewd!

Insult thy friends and foes alike - Shakespearean style!

Borrow from the bard and unleash over 3.5 million fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse.
(And man, he was MEAN!) The random generator in our app ensures every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep em coming!

Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! .Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee.
(Or whatever is the beverage of your choice.
Were not biased.)

- Save your favourite insults to memorise later.

- You can even share insults on social media - so theres no escape from your cruel wit!

- Includes real insults taken straight from the works of Shakespeare.
Thats right - you can now even reference your insults!

- Not sure what on earth Shakespeare meant? Weve even provided you with handy definitions of interesting and unusual words so you can smugly show off your expanding lexicon.

Still sitting on the fence?Heres a sample of some hilarious insults generated by Shrewd!

Your goatish sheath is the greatest thingaboutye.

Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!

`I amsick when I do look on thou, yeunwashd baboon.` +

Ah,youcapering minion, you were born to do me shame.

Swaggering satan.

So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the worlds most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!,

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